One might say there’s nothing funny about a 28-year-old going through menopause. Or, one could be honest and say it’s not funny, it’s freakin’ hilarious.
I just finished three rounds of my current cancer treatment, Lupron shots, which has caused me to go into early menopause. Temporarily (I’m told.) Little did I know that mother-daughter bonding would shift from shopping for clothes to perusing vitamin and natural food stores for menopause remedies, specifically for hot flashes and night sweats. Mom, at first I thought the only benefit of your menopause was that you finally would turn the AC below 76 degrees. Going through it with you has given me a newfound respect for you. Dearest friends of mine, please, please surprise your mothers with something special. They deserve it.
The weather we’ve all been enduring over the last week has tested me a bit. There really does seem to be a positive correlation between internal body temperature and external personal rage. Luckily, I have a fiance who’s learned to recognize the signs and will proceed to blow cool air over me to the brink of passing out, fan me, bring me cold water, or indulge my desires for frozen concoctions. And James, thanks for thinking I’m still sexy and cute even when I’ve completely sweat through my third shirt of the day.
Here are some of my favorite stay-cool tools:
Evian (naive backwards– was that intentional?) Mineral Water Spray – Yes, it’s pompous. Yes, it’s overpriced. But it’s made of metal and, when placed in the fridge, becomes so cold it’s worth every darn penny.
James’s t-shirts that are older than some of my current students – The ones that are so thin, so threadbare, so soft, and full of holes or cut-off on the side. Baby, thank you for ignoring me when I asked you to throw them away.
My green smoothies – Kale, spinach, cucumber, broccoli, avocado, celery, a splash of OJ, and ice. Our garbage constantly smells like vegetables, and James gagged after trying just a sip, but I just love ’em. Try it! I get more energy from these than a cup of coffee!
Chia seeds and flaxseeds – Throw them in your smoothies, add to yogurt, or make your own pudding/oatmeal by adding them to hot water (usually with granola, too). Throw some fruit on top like strawberries, bananas, or dried cranberries.Flaxseeds are said to help with hot flashes. Chia seeds (yes, as in the same seeds that produce a Chia pet) are have lots of fiber, antioxidants, and Omega-3s.
Red Mango with lots of mochi and boba – Supposedly it’s pretty good/not awful for you, but I have a feeling it’s like the frozen yogurt Seinfeld episode. Ignorance is bliss.
Bing soo and bubble tea – Delicious Korean treats, available at Coffee Haus in Schaumburg. Bing soo has shaved ice, milk or ice cream, mochi, fruit, red bean, and cereal all mixed together. Bubble tea is a smoothie (mango is my favorite!) with small, chewy tapioca balls. Don’t knock it ’till you try it.
So what’s next?
In terms of doctors and treatment plans, there are a lot of cooks in the kitchen. Sometimes too many, but when you have something that doesn’t have studies or tried-and-true methods, the more brains you have collaborating, the better. I may soon meet with an academic/research doctor who may want to go in another direction for treatment (as far as I know, that is not chemo or radiation– the surgery still got the bulk of the nasty, evil cancer out). More to come.
What else is going on?
-I finished all my course work for Master’s #2 in school counseling. Today I took my certification exam (in a building with no AC…). I complete my internship this fall and spring, and then I am done!
-I get to pilot an initiative with my students and I all having iPads next year!
-I get to see the wonderful ladies in my life at the shower my fantastic mother is throwing for us next month!
-I get married in less that 100 days to the love of my life and best friend! (Anyone happened to be ordained…?)
I promise to write more (I’m always saying that, aren’t I? wink, wink to Tony, Gary, Russ, Sabra, Amy, Emily, Gina, and all my fabulous colleagues and fellow writers), and I can’t wait for this blog to someday evolve beyond cancer to my teaching, healthy living, shopping, technology, babies…. who knows?
Life is good! Even the sweaty life. 🙂
Finally, I want to give a little private shout-out to a fabulous, strong woman who’s in the process of kicking cancer’s ass right now, too. Much love to you!